a little boy rans to his mom and ask's
"mom! can little girls give baby?!?!"
astomished his mom says
"no son, they can."
then the boy runs happly shouting-- pinky we can play it again!
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2friends @ station,
frnd1-" look my husband is comming with a bunch of flowers!now i have to spend my whole weekend by sprieding my legs wide in the air."
friend2-"why don't u have a vase @home?!"
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An irish man says to his neigbour-
everyday i kiss my wife,b4 i go to the office!
his neigbour says
Oh! i do it to her after u leave.
irish man(laughing loud) Oh ho! i m the 1st to kiss her, u losser!.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
TO ALL OF U
GOD BLESS
rating plz.
2006-12-30 06:28:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool
but u were in hurry so u did lots of spelling mistake no problem
still get it
2006-12-30 06:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little girl and her mom were sitting in the kichen.
Mom was making a dish and the little girl caught sight of a few gray hairs on her mom's head.
She asked, "Mom, why do you have some gray hairs?"
Her mom, thinking fast said, "Because, every time you upset me, one of my hair turns gray."
The girl replied, "Then how come Grandma's hair is ALL gray?"
Enjoy your holiday!
2006-12-30 14:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by Luke A 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Awww,,,,oldies, but goodies....rated 5 on a scale of 10
2006-12-30 14:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved all the jokes and happy '07 to you to!
2006-12-30 15:00:17 · answer #4 · answered by sexy_fla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Less spelling errors next time but ya good.
2006-12-30 14:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Stary_989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the 2nd. Good year to you too.
2006-12-30 14:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you and i hope that 2007 is a great year for you
2006-12-30 14:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by cancergul1977 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1st one was funny others lame
2006-12-30 14:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR
TO YOU TOO
NICE JOKES VERY FUNNY
2006-12-30 14:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by ` сhαcз сяαшfσяd ∞ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I THINK YOU WROTE THE FIRST ONE WRONG CAUSE IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT THE OTHERS ARE FUNNY
2006-12-30 14:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋