You are walking in the desert and you see an oasis, a good bass player, and a bad bass player. Which do you head towards?
2006-12-30 06:27:17 · 12 answers · asked by hello. it's me. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the bad bass player...the other two don't exist!!!
2006-12-30 06:27:48 · update #1
an oasis is a mirage....when you start seeing things.....you have to go towards the bad bass player because neither a good bass player or a mirage exist....its saying there aren't any good bass players .....in case you didn't get it.
2006-12-30 06:34:56 · update #2
Hahahaha!!! Oh THAT's a pretty good one i've never heard! - how about this: Did ya hear the one about the guitarist who locked the keys in the band's van? Yeah, he had to bust a window to get the drummer out! LOL!
2006-12-30 06:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but not as bad as this true story:-
Elton John once wanted sign Iggy pop and his Band the Stooges, so as a joke he dressed up in a gorilla suit armed with a record contract and pen... he jumped on stage in front of the fearsome rockers believed they were suffering a collective drug induced hallucination and all ran home...
2006-12-30 15:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by Andielep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing that. FYI an oasis isn't a mirage. But you can have a mirage where you see an oasis. Also, have you ever heard of Bootsy Collins?
2006-12-30 14:43:58 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny. 8/10!
2006-12-30 14:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After lots of thoughts i came up with the simple solution! The couple had their pinic at midnight!
2006-12-30 14:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by robbygolfs73 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that's really funny
2006-12-30 15:38:01 · answer #6 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...thats a good one..u should make a book!!
2006-12-30 14:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by halo_daler 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it do explain sweetheart!
2006-12-30 14:29:25 · answer #8 · answered by Luke A 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny.
:l
2006-12-30 14:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by cloe w 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.....
2006-12-30 14:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Answer Chick ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋