...shortly after they divorced. The judge asks the woman, "Why should you have custody?"
The woman says, "Well, I brought the child into the world, so I should get to keep it."
The judge then asks the man the same question.
The mans thinks for a minute and says, "Well, judge, if I put a dollar bill into a soda machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"
2006-12-30 05:10:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny. 9/10 lol
2006-12-30 05:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Similarly, a guy and his girl friend were arguing,
"Who enjoy se* more... the guys or the gals?"
The guy said they enjoy it more since they get satisfied while the gals may not always feel satisfied.
The gal said, "If you put your little finger in your ear, does the ear gets satisfied or the finger?" ;-)
2006-12-30 13:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before and a lot of times.
2006-12-30 13:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...dat makes a lot of sense
2006-12-30 13:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they should...
flip a coin!
2006-12-30 13:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok
2006-12-30 13:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, its hillarious!!!!!!!!!! all divorced people with children should read it!!!!!!
2006-12-30 13:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by cutething 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-12-30 16:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋