1- Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
2- What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
3- When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
2006-12-30 03:36:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
do u want some more ??
2006-12-30 03:39:08 · update #1
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
- Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
2006-12-30 03:40:25 · update #2
he he he he
2006-12-30 03:44:40 · update #3
1 - Because they're called young people. Young is the antonym of Old when you're speaking about age.
2 - Doesn't matter much to the cat since cats have 9 lives.
3 - Jewish people still believe in the old testament. You can swear on the book of your religion, if you choose or you don't have to even swear at all. For more information see this:
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06222/712484-85.stm
Many words can be rearranged. There's only 26 letters in the alphabet yet hundreds of thousands of words in the English language so of course you're going to be able to do that. Not only can the letters in teacher spell cheater, they can also spell hectare (metric measurement of an area, about 2.5 acres).
Adults aren't usually kidnapped, they're abducted.
2006-12-30 03:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Geoff S 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
isn't it weird that if you rearrange the letters in "Mother in Law" you
get "woman Hitler"?
2006-12-30 11:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by jewunit347 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the best thing about dating homeless people?
You can drop them off anywhere.
2006-12-30 12:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about these...
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to, as well?
Why can't "palindrome" be spelled backwards and forwards?
2006-12-30 12:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess we'll never know, will we?
why noone invented cat food that tastes like mice?
2006-12-30 11:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by cristine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why doesnt glue, stick to the jar?
2006-12-30 12:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by Crikey_its_an_aussie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
2006-12-30 11:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-30 11:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by amiladm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmm these are points to ponder???
2006-12-30 11:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by MissMonk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋