A nubile young student teacher was teaching a class when she dropped her chalk. She bent down to get it.
Joe: ' I can seeee your stockings!!'...............................................
Teacher 'Get out Joe and do n't come back 'till next lesson.'
She drops the chalk again...
Jim : 'I can seee your knickers!'
Teacher :' Get out Jim and do n't come back 'till tomorrow!'
She bends over to get her chalk again and there is a ripping noise
rr-ii-pp.She expects a comment but there is none.
She gets up and sees little Billy at the back putting his books in his satchel. ...'What do you think you're doing Billy?'
Billy : 'Well Miss, after what I've seen ...my schooldays are over!'
2006-12-30
03:26:40
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