Little patrick asked 4 a bike 4 his birhday, his dad said " we,d get you one, but we have a £80,000 mortgage and your mums lost her job" Next day patrick was walking out the door with his suitcase packed, his dad asked " where are you going son?" patrick replied " I walked past your room last night & heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then i heard mum tell you to wait cos she was coming too, I,m not staying here on my own with a £80,000 mortgage and no f-cking bike!!
2006-12-30 03:20:06 · 7 answers · asked by jo w 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny! i laughed then told my mum and she laughed 2!
2007-01-03 04:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by jenzi_e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but cannot tell this at our Senior Citizens Dance Club.
Any nice ones
2007-01-03 13:21:55 · answer #2 · answered by shinalite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted this one yesterday.
2007-01-03 13:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one
2006-12-31 14:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by louise h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-03 03:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol
2007-01-03 13:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by *Lil'Miss* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-12-31 14:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋