..she is just staring her periods and is feeling under the weather.After explaining the situation to her teacher,the teacher suggests that she goes home.'Your brother is in year 7 is n't he...he can take you home.' little Billy is summoned and the teacher says to him: 'Billy I want you to take your sister home but make sure you come straight back!'
They are both on their way home when they have this conversation:
Billy : 'Why are you allowed to stay at home and I'm not?'................
Jane : 'Cos I'm ill.'..............................................................................
B : 'You don't look ill to me,you 're just pulling a fast one!'................
J : 'No,honestly-I'm bleeding'
B : 'Bleeding? Do n't lie , I can't see any blood'
J : 'Truly,I am-look,if you promise not to tell anyone, I'll show you'
They both jump over a gate into a field and she shows him.
B : 'MY GOD.. no wonder you're bleeding..someone's cut your co*k off!'
2006-12-30 02:51:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dang Ai Bang Mai F~Ni.....couldn't stop laughing...oh very funny..
2006-12-30 03:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 04:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was in year 1 when i told that joke 30 years ago.
2006-12-30 02:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's gross but funny
2006-12-30 03:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by Bebe Bluff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... not the best one ive ever heard tho...
2006-12-30 02:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeew! i can see the funny side of it though...
2006-12-30 04:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-12-30 03:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by limmigrl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry kinda lame
2006-12-30 03:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by plf4170 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny...
2006-12-30 05:09:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a very good joke thanks for sharing it 10/10
2006-12-30 05:38:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋