A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it was perfected he brought it to an inventors' help group.
When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said, "You don't understand! Taste it."
A volunteer tried it and said, "Mmmmmmm, tastes like peaches."
The inventor said, "Flip it over."
He flipped it over and took another chunk of the apple. "Mmmmmmmm, tastes like grapes."
The inventor offered a new apple and the volunteer said, "What does it taste like?"
"Pus5y," said the inventor.
The guy bit into it, and spit it out with an awful look on his face and shouted, "That tasted like a55!"
The inventor winked and said, "Flip it over."
(5=s)
2006-12-30 02:31:26 · 24 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Apur763DLkR73RpBniLtbDXsy6IX?qid=20061230071829AAXEgJh
2006-12-30 03:04:34 · update #1
I thought it was. Now can the inventer make one that taste like c*ck
2006-12-30 02:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hhehehehehe! Funny!
2006-12-30 02:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't make much sense because grapes and apples don't go together the way a55 and pu55y do. It would make more sense if the other two things kind of went together.
2006-12-30 02:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by stevejensen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought that the other 5ide ta5ted like grape5! (Why do we have to type 5, in5tead of s?).
2006-12-30 03:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apple flavored who who's, hmmmmm!
2006-12-30 02:37:38 · answer #5 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found it amusing. But then again, I am rather juvenile.
Good show, old Chap!
2006-12-30 02:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Crap.....my wife tell beter jokes and cant speak English...=]
2006-12-30 02:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did anyone need the 5=S,?
me=ha,ha
2006-12-30 02:45:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was ok..at least you tried.
Stay Happy.
2006-12-30 07:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was clever in an it's-so-cheesy-it's-funny way.
2006-12-30 03:38:08 · answer #10 · answered by aymay143 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋