2006-12-30 01:43:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
go to toys r us, buy the outfit and get yourself blown up on a spacestation. last bit might be a struggle but you sound like an inventive chap.
2006-12-30 01:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm Well after seeing your Avatar... There is no hope for you. Please go back to your bedroom and smack your noodle around. Tell yourself how big and tough you are. Maybe if you really scare yourself then there possibly could be hope for you. But in all honesty.... There really is NO Hope for you. Better luck in your next future career. But if you decide to disregard this advise and do go and join the Military then tell the Recruiter that you want to be a 00F That is an In-Flight Missile Repairman!!! Very Good Job for someone like you. That or even a 00J Moving Target Simulator Good Luck in your endeavors
2006-12-30 10:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is always helpful to start running 5-7km just after lunch (which you had 2 minutes to eat)- don't stop to puke- you can do it while running. And then, you should sit in a tent with teargas in it without any protection.
And instead of sleeping go on 40 km marches during the night with equipment weighing about 40-50kg.
Pretty standard stuff, if you ask me.
2006-12-30 09:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by dane 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink a bottle of caster oil. Your efficiency and speed will sky rocket.
2006-12-30 11:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you pretty ruthless right now dude!! To even speak of being a storm-trooper requires alot of self-descipline. Use the schwartz!!!!!!!!
2006-12-30 11:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join your local boy scouts,they have excellent junior paramillitary training regimes
2006-12-30 09:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋