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2006-12-30 01:38:54 · 16 answers · asked by Scott D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a hole in the floor so i jumped in and was on another planet
2006-12-30 02:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it have been a male chum, i could call his female chum or spouse or yet another lady chum, hand her a feather, hairbrush, and a few toddler oil, and advise her to take great factor approximately it. If it have been a girl chum, there's a %a million,000,000 probability that i could tickle her ft, for a protracted, long, long term. i could even would desire to get some duct tape to make confident the wrapping holds tight. of direction, i could take a short (very short) relax smash each and every now and then, yet this is purely through fact i does not choose my palms to get too drained. Haha!
2016-12-11 19:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cops waiting for me with a pair of handcuffs. My alarm clock read 6:00 AM. They said, "Boy, you ain't 'dat fast." So I said, "What's up, pig? Ain't no doughnuts in my house." I don't remember much after that. Just a club and then POW! blackout...
2006-12-30 03:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sexiest man waiting for me to go all night long. The perfect man.
2006-12-30 02:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG! Spiderman exists?
--turns out to be little bro in superman suit--duh!
2006-12-30 01:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by ♀::I:M:ME::♂ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Saw.
2006-12-30 01:41:19 · answer #6 · answered by zahidyne 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
me, the wife, the midget neighbor next door and the dog, playing twister....
2006-12-30 01:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by sirblackie88 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sherloch Holmes waiting for me.
2006-12-30 01:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by kedarzc_01 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Zac Effron!!! I gotta get him to give me his autograph then i got to make him sleep with me!
2006-12-30 02:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by A.C. 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
dust made me slip over and bash my konkers on the tea-ladys elbow
2006-12-30 01:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋