To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed; I shall be back home before midnight. When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............
My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary,is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation,although with 1 small difference
2006-12-30 01:25:56 · 15 answers · asked by Jo C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
18 goes Into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18, therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
2006-12-30 01:26:28 · update #1
good. very good. great. excellent. outsatnding. congrats. good one!
2006-12-30 01:36:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious!
2006-12-30 09:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Great Dane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a joke? A guy like that would have a small"difference" Believe me!
2006-12-30 09:42:05 · answer #3 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2006-12-30 09:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by alec c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-30 23:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It still has humor even if it is getting old.
2006-12-30 09:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! LOL
2006-12-30 09:41:14 · answer #7 · answered by cat_lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before.a good one
2006-12-30 09:27:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smack. That's good.
2006-12-30 10:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it...
2006-12-30 09:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋