A young man at a New Year's party turns to his
friend and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit
smoking,' his friend says.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' the man says.
'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'What's phase one?'
'I've quit buying.'
Happy New Year!!
2006-12-29 22:00:41 · 34 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey guys, thanks for the good comments. I forgot to tell you this is not my original joke. It is from jokes.com.
2006-12-30 07:47:54 · update #1
Okay, I'm rating it.
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One more :-*
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"Happy New Year"
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2006-12-31 03:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by ~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2007-01-01 18:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey i didn't know it was a joke , when i pestered my boyfriend to quit smoking he told me the same thing that he is in the first phase and that he has stopped buying cigarettes.. I thought he was witty . well now at least i know how easily i can be fooled . lolz anyways good 1 dear. thumbs up..
2006-12-30 04:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by whatever 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wah! Its wonderfull. Its awesome. Its great. I will give u a rating in the thumbs up thing. Its very nice. I have never heard such kind of joke. Its marvellous.
Nejamave super aa irenddhdhu.
Thats in tamil words.
I will give u 10/10.
2006-12-30 16:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Meera 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke
2006-12-30 08:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one 9/10
2006-12-31 19:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by rebellious_spirit 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um... the beginning is alright but the ending is a disapointment.
Be realistic. wouldn't they still have left over ciggs in their house? so say "-whats phase one?
-Finish all my leftover smokes!
ie, he'll finish them then buy no more
2006-12-29 22:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by Steffie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My hunny and I lol gave it a 7
Happy New Year! *smile*
2006-12-30 02:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by susan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow!!! I think it was Great! 10+ / 10. Reminded me of this guy I knew who only smoked a brand called "OTHER PEOPLE'S"
2006-12-29 23:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey different one...
i rate this 9/10
2006-12-30 02:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by shadow dweller 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 10/10. Cute!
2006-12-29 22:20:59 · answer #11 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋