Do Chimps carry STDs? if so, where can i go for help.?

Question

haha. i was curious about them carrying stds, but no i didn't do anything with em.. but thanks for your concern.

Answer 1

dude, that's ****** up

Answer 2

I have heard that AIDS originaly started from a group of monkeys in Africa and spread to a tribal group when they killed them for food(not sure if thats true).

I know that koala bears can get STD's and that a large number of them are currently suffering from some STD that I can't remember atm. I watched a show on discovery channel or animal planet a while back that talked about it. It is causing low birthrates and all that stuff.

As to where you can go for help-- I would think any doctor would be able to see if you had one...Though I wouldnt let him know it was from actually spanking your monkey as beastiality is illegal on top of being just creapy. I guess I am hoping that you just did'nt word your question correctly and you think that your pet monkey may have gotten an STD from another monkey..

Answer 3

chlamydia is "pretty common in domestic cats."STD's. Think of the huge problem that is HIV and other STD's. ... In addition to these arguments- don't chimps have a dominance hierarchy- where offspring ...
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What can I do to protect myself from , go to the united states health department web site, and be educated

Answer 4

yes chimps carry STD's where do you think AIDS came from,,if you screwed a chimp I'd advise you to see a doctor right away buddy...

Answer 5

Chimp check clinic

Answer 6

they may. I don't know. We've all heard about Aids originating from Monkeys. If you do find a "sexy" chimp, use a condom. Myself, I prefer humans. But, everyone has different desires. I know the bible doesn't approve.

Answer 7

I know where I would like you to go- Over to my lying cheating exwifes house and give her every std in the book. Although she probably has most by now.good luck

Answer 8

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterinary_medicine

http://www.lifepositive.com/aids.asp