2006-12-21 06:33:51 · 28 answers · asked by Blah 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Attach it to a raincoat and then you'll have a spacesuit.
2006-12-21 06:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by skylerrrr 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Step 1. Take a deep breath and calm yourself down.
Step 2. Apply a liberal amount of good water based lubricant.
Step 3. Run warm/hot water over the jar, this should cause the air inside to get warm and expand, creating pressure that should aid in the jar removal.
Step 4. Try using a gentle twisting motion while gently pulling.
If 1-4 didn't work it is time for harsh measures.
Step 5. Attach a suction cup to base of jar for extra leverage.
Step 6. Using a rope tie suction cup to nearest motorized vehicle.
Step 7-10. Reattach head.
Step 11. Find nearest fireworks store.
Step 12. Attach assorted fireworks to jar.
Step 13. Have friends and family members find scattered body parts.
Step 14. Try a 3lbs. hammer.
Step 15. Try a ax.
Step 16. Railroad tracks?
Step 17. Maybe if you chew and swallow the pickle you had in your mouth the whole time your head would fit back out?
Step 18. Either go to the E.R. or morgue, your choice.
2006-12-21 14:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by steve c 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
First- Eat all the pickles
Second- Drink all the juice
Third- Hey why didn't you save me some oh ya back to third ok.. get some butter
Fourth- Put butter around head, pull jar off!
Fifth and Final- Voila! You will no longer have a pickle jar head!
Have a fantastical day!!!
2006-12-21 14:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
first of all, is this true? how did that jar of pickle get in your head?
anyway, i suggest you put some grease on the lid of the jar, and carefully let it slide off your head. this would be easier if you have thick hair. my suggestion is not really a guarantee but i think you should try it. who knows? good luck putting that pickle jar off your head before christmas!
happy holidays!
2006-12-21 21:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by bumblegum 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It couldn't happen even if you want it to but if something like this were to happen you'll have to make your head and jar greasy so that it could slide off.
and if you were someone that isn't smart and take pain very well then bust the jar with your head in it. LOL.
2006-12-21 14:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by dimples 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Id get off the computer if i where you and not stick your head in pickle jars anymore
2006-12-21 14:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by laci 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Mix Tequila and Pickle juice. Goes over huge in a bar in Sedalia, Colorado. Perhaps, you'll fall over and break the glass?
2006-12-21 23:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by Icteridae 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Darn those manufacturers! Sure, they make the opening way smaller than the jar. Always very difficult to get that last little Gherkin out! I mean the REALLY cold liquid, trying to fish the little bugger out...
Take a ball ping hammer and carefully break the glass.
2006-12-21 14:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Wildwood 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You should put grease of liqued soap around the opening of the jar your head should pop right out of the jar.
2006-12-22 00:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think we need to combine ideas here- one person said ky another said butter and I think we should throw in peanut butter and crisco and we have a party!! Oh wait the question wasn't pertaining to that..... Well I have to go round up a few friends and some pickles of my own!! Woo hoo
2006-12-21 14:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bobbing for pickles again? I told you to put them in a container BIGGER than your head!
2006-12-21 19:59:46 · answer #11 · answered by Joe S 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋