2006-12-20 23:56:30 · 17 answers · asked by gwbruce_2000 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ginger snaps and pork rinds, you?
2006-12-20 23:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Mercedes, a house in town and a house in the country, a recording contract, a hot cabana boy and a multi-million dollar winning lottery ticket.
However, I ask him for that every year, and it has yet to materialize. He's about as useful as Santa.
Ever notice that Santa and Satan are... spelled similar? Food for thought.
9-)
2006-12-21 08:15:35 · answer #2 · answered by Boudica 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A big hug.
Wonder what the dyslexics are going to get when they wrote their letters to "Fthaer Satan, Ntroh Ploe"?
2006-12-22 08:37:18 · answer #3 · answered by DanRSN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked SANTA for presents - but SATAN has no place at the Christmas celebrations.
2006-12-21 08:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nothing he can keep his Christmass too I don't want any part of him or anything from him he is a fraud the Father of the lie just like Santa Claus!
2006-12-21 08:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by I speak Truth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan has absolutely nothing to tempt me with
2006-12-21 08:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by devora k 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The ability to hypnotize hot chicks with a glare so I can impregnate them with my evil seed. And a wii.
2006-12-21 07:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by toaster4 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't shop at Satans store, the prices are to steep.
Peace.
2006-12-21 08:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mariah Carey covered in icing, yum yum.
2006-12-21 08:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by simon r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i assure you i will give you all what you desire but n return i will have to take your souls. its just the way it works children sorry there is no way around it. just mail me your lists to
666 lake of fire drive
hell, the abyis.
and ill do my best to get you all what you want this year
lates
2006-12-21 08:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by lucifer 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋