a happliy married couple had only one problem the husband always used to let rip like a cannon in the morning - the wife pleaded with him to control it otherwise one day he would fart his guts out but he always said its nature taking its course - one xmas she got up early to prepare the turkey while he was fast asleep - she looked at the turkey giblets and had an idea - crept upstairs gently pulled back the covers and slipped the giblets into his underpants - a little later she heard a scream and footsteps running into the bathroom - when the husband came downstairs she asked what had happened - he replied "you were right after love, i let one rip this morning and farted my guts out, but praise the lord with the help of some vasaline and two fingers i managed to poke em back in"
2006-12-20 23:08:13 · 32 answers · asked by suki doo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha lol good joke that
2006-12-22 06:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by AnswerGeek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one a million times before, but the first time I found it hilarious.
2006-12-20 23:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by Metal Head 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before
2006-12-27 01:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, but I chuckled.
Happy Holidays!
2006-12-21 00:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't let him near the turkey ! haha
2006-12-20 23:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..very good..lol
2006-12-20 23:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes the old ones are always old .... still quite liked it
2006-12-20 23:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by philipscottbrooks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no, that is too gross. Majorly funny, but just too gross. Hapy New Year.xx
2006-12-26 09:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 8/10
2006-12-21 01:21:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so cruel but funny because near cristmas
2006-12-20 23:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before. Still disgusting! XD
2006-12-20 23:10:37 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋