Imagine you are walking in the jungle. You come across a river that is too wide to jump across, to long to walk around, there are no boats or briges, or rocks to hop across, or vines to swing across, yet there is a big sign that says, 'BEWARE! CROCODILES! DO NOT SWIM!!!' How do you get across the river?
2006-12-20 23:03:14 · 18 answers · asked by Motti _Shish 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good answer Katlady927, but it's not the one I'm looking for.....;)
2006-12-20 23:07:12 · update #1
Yeah, I know already! Must I share it?
EDIT: HEY PEOPLE, I REMEMBER THIS JOKE...U CAN SWIM ACROSS BECAUSE THE CROCS ARE STILL AT THE JUNGLE MEETING!! =)
2006-12-20 23:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
use the sign as a float to get across
or maybe since i am only imagining i will imagine that the sign is a waste of time and there r no crocs
or maybe its just the sign that says crocs dont swim
or maybe i will just take my chances by puttingan aphrodiasic on the shore for crocs
or maybe i am the world class swimmer and can get across before the crocs realize it
or maybe i am mad and just take a chance
or maybe i am of criminal nature and kill every croc crossing my path
or maybe i am a judge in court and may TRY the validity of the sign
or maybe i will send all of them false marriage cards so they alll leave for free meal and i get across
or maybe i will fall off bed and wake up
2006-12-21 08:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by poison_ivy_sam 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the sign says that the crocodiles can't swim. So swim across.
2006-12-21 12:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the sign clearly says or means beware there are crocodiles hence do not swim.I think some have misunderstood as crocodiles do not swim.the word beware itself gives a clue.Becoz there r crocodiles i will not cross the river.I dont want to give my life to the crocodiles.
2006-12-21 09:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by rashu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Break down the sign and use it as a bridge to cross the river.
2006-12-21 08:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by Lexie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rip the big sign out and use it to get across the river
2006-12-21 07:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by lava lad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
swim across the sign says crocodiles do not swim so i should be safe?
call for Jesus so he can walk on water and carry me over
imagine that i am already over there and I will be:)?
2006-12-21 07:05:13 · answer #7 · answered by katlady927 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'll use the big sign as a boat and cross the river.
alrightythen!
2006-12-21 07:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Step 1:-Break the sign.
Step 2:-Use it to provoke the crocodiles.
Step 3:-Throw it,and while they try to catch it,swim across.
Nice?
2006-12-21 08:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take that big sign and use it to get accross the river.
P.S. You knew you give away the answer when you use the word "yet" and when you capitalize your letters.
2006-12-21 07:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by Live Life 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋