a boy called jimmy is home one day when he walks pass his mums room, he peeks in and sees her naked on the bed rubbing her self and moaning
saying i need a man I NEED A MAN. about a week later jimmy walks pat the room has a look in and shes jumping around on the bed with a man. as soon as jimmy sees this he runs to his room and strips his clothes of and jumps on the bed moning saying I WANT A BIKE I WANT A BIKE
2006-12-20 22:22:05 · 28 answers · asked by BEN S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Reminds me of a similar joke...clarence has a new watch shows it to his friend Johnny who asks where he got it from."I kept noticing mum going upstairs with the lodger and one day I followed them up to mum's bedroom.When I got inside they were both embarassed and asked me what I would take not to tell daddy...I said 'a diver's watch' and here it is."
Johnny said that he had noticed his mum going upstairs quite often with his uncle Bill and he would try the same tacticWhen he next saw his mum and uncle Bill go upstairs he allowed them 5 minutes then went inside.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" shouted Bill angrily.
" I wanna watch" said Johnny
"Well come inside,shut the door and be quiet then !" said Bill
Another quickie:
John and Ned are playing in the garden and John gets a thorn in his hand ."Ask your mum for a glass of cider " said Ned.
"Why cider?" asked John.
"Well, I've heard my sister say that every time SHE gets a big prick in her hand she always puts it in cider..(inside her..get it?)
2006-12-21 00:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-20 22:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by caralinar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-21 01:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
If his wish came true did he become a masterbiker?
2006-12-20 23:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa works in mysterious ways ! haha
2006-12-20 23:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
teehee
Justin
2006-12-20 23:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. So funny! Good laugh!
2006-12-20 22:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excelent 10 / 10, keep 'em coming
2006-12-21 01:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool joke
2006-12-20 22:27:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was originally about a sister not a mum
*** on at least change it more than that
unoriginal
2006-12-20 23:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋