Johnny and Jane are playing in the garden when they start having an argument about whether boys are better than girls.
After a while Johnny stands up and pulls down his shorts saying 'Boys are better than girls 'cos you haven't got one of these!!'. Jane looks at him in astonishment as she knows that she hasn't got one of those between her legs.
She bursts out crying and rushes inside to her mother. A little while later she comes back out with a big smile on her face.
'My mum says girls are better than boys', she says.
'No they're not.' says Johnny pulling down his shorts, 'You haven't got one of these!'. Jane looks at him, then raises her skirt, pulls down her panties and says
'My mum says that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!!'
2006-12-20 21:59:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boo..Hooo........it is Johnny who is better...Only after her mother's intervention, Jane replied suitably......
Whoever may be better, the joke was superb..I liked it and enjoyed it
....thanks for such a good joke.
2006-12-20 23:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jane the better hands down
2006-12-20 22:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jane is better b/c she is so true. In general girls can get as many guys as they want. In general guys have to go out hunting just to try to get some action.
2006-12-21 00:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by Live Life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny and Jane both are better in there own way
2006-12-20 22:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jane +her Mom win so f-in bad
2006-12-20 22:07:06 · answer #5 · answered by Joe C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I even have truthfully been getting that feeling these days, concerning yet another touch of mine......yet i'm putting in there, via a thread, nonetheless attempting to talk experience. appears like a dropping conflict nonetheless.
2016-10-15 08:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they call me the fireman thats my name maken my rounds all over town putting out old flames. The six at one time I would have thought they were jeff and tae and possibly zane. But now I may think differently.
2006-12-20 22:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by grace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very perceptive, lmao 10 outa 10
2006-12-20 22:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So Jane, cause it is so true!
2006-12-20 22:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that cause i know that i can get one of those all the time lol i loved that joke
2006-12-21 00:01:07 · answer #10 · answered by marlenabob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋