soo baked want to laugh.
2006-12-20 20:48:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A group of blondes in a class at the
University of Southern California were
given the assignment to measure the
height of a flagpole. So they went out
to the flagpole with ladders and tape
measures, and they're falling off the
ladders, dropping the tape measures -
the whole thing was just a mess.
An engineering student comes along,
sees what they're trying to do, walks
over, pulls the flagpole out of the
ground, lays it flat, measures it from
end to end, and then gives the
measurement to one of the blondes and
walks away.
After the engineer had gone, one blonde
turned to another and laughed. "Isn't
that just like a dumb engineer? We're
looking for the height and he gives us
the length!"
2006-12-20 21:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-21 05:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time, there's was a princess who was resting in the long tower of the castle! and suddenly, she saw some1 was coming through the tower's window!!
she thought it wuz a prince!! so she grabbed him and said: "oh, my dear prince!! u have come to rescue me 4rm this evil world!!"
then the man said: "no bi**h, i am the deliver guy, i saw thedoor locked and no one is answering.....so, i climbed up to use the window of this tower 2 enter!!"
2006-12-21 05:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by Annoymous 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im with u all the way... i need a good laugh too....
2006-12-21 05:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW DO YOU STOP A DOG FROM SHAGGING YOUR LEG?=SUCK ITS C%#K. HOW DO YOU GET AGOTH OUT OF A TREE?=CUT THE ROPE
2006-12-21 04:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if bored read below
if bored read above
lol
2006-12-21 08:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by lava lad 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋