2006-12-20 19:23:24 · 18 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go over there smash the hood near the right front, repeat if necessary.
When the dude comes out in shock, just hug him and say wearily, "OMG! you're ok, I thought you were in trouble, I couldn't hear what was going on with this damned racket."
Then walk away non-chalantly
2006-12-20 19:45:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he's on UK Time? It's only 8:25 in the morning here.
2006-12-21 03:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by whatotherway 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't like you. Repent your evil ways. Pray for forgiveness. Then maybe He will turn off the alarm.
2006-12-21 03:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's hard of hearing and a very sound sleeper--don't worry, the big dent and dead battery in the morning will teach him his lesson
2006-12-21 03:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he went to visit his aunt for christmas. Hopefully that car battery is only good for a few hours of honking.
2006-12-21 03:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by Cindy Lou Who --P3D-- 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, your in my time zone.
Maybe he is over protective of his car.
2006-12-21 03:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by lilith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because he is an inconsiderate asswipe. Dig your key into the side of his ride sometime to let him know how much you appreciated the midnite concerto.
2006-12-21 04:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ! Can't you do it yourself!?
p.s., I wasn't swearing I was addressing the poster by his nick.
2006-12-21 03:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by ragdefender 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the cops, maybe there is something wrong!
2006-12-21 03:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he can't turn it off? I don't know!
2006-12-21 03:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by Este 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋