It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held he package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!
2006-12-20 19:20:34 · 21 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA HA HA . GOSH REALLY FUNNY ONE ! GOOD WORK , THUMBS UP TO YOU , NJOY !!!
2006-12-22 04:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by whatever 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.
"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba.
"Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped.
Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
hahaha..
2006-12-21 04:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is your return gift
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Child : (returning from his cricket match in his compound) "Mom mom ", can I have an apple?
Mom: But you just ate one.
Child : An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.
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Child : (returns home after getting her report card)
Mother:whats your final grade?
Child : Underwater
Mother : what does that mean?
Child: Below C LEVEL
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(Bollywood joke)
Jo and SO went to a forest for a trip. They saw a lion. Why did JO get scared and SO die?
Ans:- JO dar gaya SO mar gaya.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE RATE IT.
(The above one's don't understand that we have to tell a joke not read it but still I liked Rama''s answer and I rated it as a good answer)
2006-12-22 04:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a teacher and a dog lover....THAT IS FUNNY. I'm going to use that one today at our teacher's pot luck!
2006-12-21 03:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious and well written! Can't wait to share!
2006-12-21 03:42:16 · answer #5 · answered by jillo4113 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
2006-12-21 03:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by jolly boy 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
merry christmas
2006-12-21 09:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by rashu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horrible, but funny!
2006-12-21 06:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i don't want a joke as a gift but it is a good one.
2006-12-21 08:55:32 · answer #9 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ..... nice joke ...Merry Xmas
2006-12-21 04:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thank you. Merry Christmas to you!
2006-12-21 03:23:16 · answer #11 · answered by Rollercoaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋