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2006-12-20 18:55:19 · 14 answers · asked by daizzddre 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

OOPS an atheist*

2006-12-20 18:59:37 · update #1

Ok folks I know I screwed up and misspelled atheist so I suppose I had some of the negative criticism coming. I have an atheistic point of view when it comes to religion. A friend of mine stood up in our senior problems class and announced he was an atheist. I know his family is catholic
so I said no your not. Your catholic, to which he replied with total honesty, in a matter of fact sort of way in order to convince us, " no really, I swear to god I'm an atheist". You can imagine how the class was rolling on the floor laughing . But the funniest part was when we had to explain to him why the whole class was laughing as he stood there in bewilderment repeating the words, "whats so funny".

2006-12-21 18:43:11 · update #2

aperantly some of you are not very clear as to what swearing to something means. You
swear to something because you are trying to convince someone that you are not lying or when you want to keep a promise. This would require you to have total belief ,faith with great conviction in what ever it is that you are swearing to otherwise it wouldn't be
very reassuring now would it.

2006-12-21 18:59:45 · update #3

14 answers

No, as swearing to god says that you believe in him.

2006-12-20 19:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Hex Vision 7 · 2 0

Dear daizzddre, your question is not very clear. But concerning atheiests, I do not believe that such a person exists. When faced with some life threatening situation people always call out to some form of higher being for help.
If you would rephrase your question I would love to give you an answer.

Jack V

2006-12-21 03:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by Jack V 1 · 1 1

Yes, I would be willing to swear to my god that I'm an antheist. My god is the science of evolution, survival of the fittest and genetic selection.

Would you be willing to swear to god that YOU'RE atheists?

Your is a possessive, implying that we own atheists.
You're is a contraction for you are.
Atheists has only one e.

Did you go to parochial school to learn English and grammar?

2006-12-21 03:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by RightLeft 3 · 1 1

Can got nuke a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?

I have considered that issue once, face to face with god, and the issue of my atheism comes up. I would stand my ground based on the belief that god is an immoral and selfish being.

I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!

2006-12-21 04:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by Satan Lord of Flames 3 · 0 0

rofl. Thats idiotic considering your god doesn't exist. If anyone swore to god, then you'd know anyone isn't Atheist. Honestly, how stupid do you think people are?

Might as well swear to the Easter bunny and the fairies while we're at it.

2006-12-21 03:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sure. **** it. I'll swear to some pagan gods while I'm at it. Wait, they don't exist. HHHMM...if they don't exist why do the ones that are "around" now supposedly exist? Because people are easily duped into believing stupid ridiculous ****. Ex. psyhics and all of the other supernatural bulls-h-i-t.

2006-12-21 03:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by freethinker 2 · 1 1

sure why not what have we got to loose?

surely even a person who believes in god (christian) could swear to allah, budda or an of the otherworldly gods without fear of consequence or are you in a little doubt that you would rather not p1ss anyone off.

2006-12-21 02:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd feel silly, since I don't believe he exists, but sure ok.

I swear to god, that I don't believe that god exists : )

I swear to Santa that I don't believe that Santa exists.

Hey, want me to really scare you, All hail Satan, lord and master : )

2006-12-21 03:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by lilith 7 · 2 0

look up the meaning of the word atheist. how can u swear to what u do not believe.

2006-12-21 03:11:12 · answer #9 · answered by implosion13 4 · 1 1

Swearing to something we don't believe exists sounds like fun. I'll swear to god I don't believe in god if you swear to Santa you don't believe in Santa.

2006-12-21 03:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by Laptop Jesus 4 · 3 1

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