BE VERY TRICKY AND CLEVER..................
2006-12-20 18:41:58 · 36 answers · asked by irish s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NO ONE ELSE WOULD,AND ,CLEARLY, I NEED A LIFE ..............................
2006-12-20 18:49:13 · answer #1 · answered by a blonde and proud of it........ 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay. You asked for tricky and clever: I love you because: If I didn't your father would fire me. If I didn't, he would cut me out of his will. If I didn't, your brother wouldn't give me coke. If I didn't, your brother would beat the snot out of me. Or, if I didn't, I'd be a total idiot; because you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I can't imagine waking up tomorrow without you. I love you because: if you're not here in the morning, you might as well saw my arms and legs off, because you are that much a part of me. Ever hear that song. "All I need is the air that I breathe?..." I love you because... that's it. I love you because.....if not for you .....
2006-12-20 19:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you because you understand dear
Every single thing I try to do.
You're always there to lend a helping hand, dear.
I love you most of all because you're you.
No matter what the world may say about me,
I know your love will always see me through.
I love you for the way you never doubt me.
But most of all I love you 'cause you're you.
I love you because, because my heart is ligther
honey everytime, everytime I'm walking by your side
and I love you, yes I love you because the future is a little bit
brighter
and the door, the door of my happiness, you open wide
No matter what may be the style or season,
I know your heart will always be true.
I love you for a hundred thousand reasons,
But most of all I love you 'cause you're you.
Words and lyrics by L. Payne
Performed by Elvis
2006-12-20 18:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by Question Addict 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are very tricky and clever!
2006-12-20 18:45:08 · answer #4 · answered by zoril 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I Love You Just Because...
2006-12-20 18:44:20 · answer #5 · answered by thomas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it's stupid to give a reason. it can't be because of one thing. what should you say? "i love you because your hair looks great in the morning even if tangled"? wrong, you like the way her hair looks in the morning because you love her. i guess that when you start searching for reasons, it's not really love, but you are in love. or, at least, you can't find a satisfactory reason examining the other person, but thinking about who you are when together.
2006-12-20 19:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love you because you're the only person that makes me smile in my life. WIthout you, Im lost in depression.
2006-12-20 18:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you because you make me want to be better all the way around!
2006-12-20 18:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by calimexgirl!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you because you NEVER ask WHY, HOW, WHEN etc...
You just give and give and never asked anything back, not even an explanation. You great. How not to love you
2006-12-20 19:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by sonisunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Love you because you make me special
2006-12-20 19:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by Sara 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You held my hair back as i pucked up my intestines.
2006-12-20 18:45:50 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋