If you don't believe in god or satan then just pretend you do. Would you like grab a cross or quote bible verses or invite him to tea? What would you do if you met the "ultimate evil"?
2006-12-20 18:24:16 · 27 answers · asked by korngoddess1027 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well...erm...hard as it is to follow someone who claims to have had sex with the Devil, I'd definitely invite the lad in, though not, I don't think, for tea. How very English that would be...
"I AM LUCIFER, THE GREAT I AM, BRINGER OF LIGHT AND PRINCE OF DARKNESS, BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTAL AND DESPAIR!!!!"
"Er...not today thanks....would you like some tea?"
"I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK THE LIFE FROM ALL THIS WORLD!"
"You're sure? I've got camomile and ginger here...."
"OH ALRIGHT THEN."
I'd invite him in, crack open a few bottles of the demon Drink and talk to him. I'm not a believer, but within the story, I reckon he's had a really rough deal. I mean, remember his accomplishments - how do you raise a war of discontent...in HEAVEN? That's an achievement and a half. How do you take an obedient animal and make it self-realise, as in the Garden of Eden? How do you create a world where Simon Cowell can thrive?
The guy's got a pretty impressive list of achievements. If he turned up, I'd like to think I'd be a good host to him.
2006-12-20 19:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a young man, I would have thought I could outwit the devil, so I probably would have invited him in for tea. That's why so many young men have a way of dying, ruining their lives, or worse. Now, that I am older, I know better than to tempt fate: I would not answer the door...though I might tell him to try my neighbor's house(I don't care for them much.). Satan is just a metaphor for the risky choice, the temptation to gain that which you do not have for a reason, or even blind ambition without regard for the consequences to self and others.
2016-05-23 04:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could well knock on your door and you would never know that the one you are talking with is actually him as he can take on any form. We are warned to be watchful and vigilant as he can appear to be an angel of light but is actually like a roaring lion walking about seeking whom he might devour (deceive) He is far more subtle than you would think and would always appear as someone totally harmless. This is why he is so effective as if he can manage to have people believing that he doesn't exist then that fact makes it easier for him to manipulate people without their knowing it!
2006-12-20 19:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a long story but I have had sex with Satan through a human man of course. 4 years ago I was truthfuly addicted to sex and I had said I wished I had a good sex partner and crazy as it sounds Satan heard me because my entire life fell into the control of a man, 11 years younger than me, nothing in common whatsoever except for sex and a pastor brought me to this truth. It was my first time going to this church and he knew what was happening in my life. Needless to say I'm not addicted to sex no more and I did have to battle against that demonic force.
2006-12-20 18:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by SuperSkinny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well then lets pretend I vanquish Satan and god at my threshhold and live happily ever after. Cause I'm pretending I have super powers as well. Ultimate evil same thing you're vanquished !
peace out
2006-12-20 18:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to say i'd invite him in to ask him a couple of questions .. he'd probably lie right through the whole thing and try to possess me.. But yeah, realistically i'd piss my pants silly before i could get to the holy water or something lol.
2006-12-20 18:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by Em 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would talk to him about the trials and tribulations of being an underdog. I'd like to hear his side of the story. There's always 2 sides to a story. Anybody with any sense would know that.
2006-12-20 18:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sax M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd grab an ak-47 and send him back to hell. But then again, if he is as hot as South Park portrays him to be, I'd invite him to bed. Grrrwww!
2006-12-20 20:32:11 · answer #8 · answered by renaudldw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him to bow in Gods home and our family was about to say Grace to our lord and that he would be welcome,If he could admit God was his master and thank him for this bounty we are to receive.....the Jehovah's witness back off my porch with their hands over their ears !
I'm thinking the devil wouldn't want to stay!
lol take that B0000000000000000 you bad.bad ol devil
2006-12-20 18:40:00 · answer #9 · answered by to tell ya the truth........... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people would only laugh at me. I've asked this already. I've also observed that some people would join me in a game of Ding-Dong-Ditch.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2006-12-20 20:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by Satan Lord of Flames 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋