If you could write a new 10 Commandments, what would they be?

Answer 1

Hi Elvis, To rewrite the 10 Commandments,lets see..
1- Thou Shalt Not take drugs.
2- Thou Shalt Respect yourself.
3- Thou Shalt help others in need.
4- Thou Shalt honor your mate.
5- Thou Shalt not physical abuse your mate.
6- Thou Shalt Love,and care for your children.
7- Thou Shalt Honor all animals.
8- Thou Shalt have peace on this earth.
9- Thou Shalt not Steal.
10- Thou Shalt an eye for an eye.
11- There is nothinh wrong with the 10 commandments we have now. This is just for play. THANK YOU.
Clowmy

Answer 2

1. You must honor the Earth. It's your home, so take care of it.
2. You must honor your neighbor, as long as s/he does no harm.
3. You must honor your mind.
4. You must honor your body.
5. You must honor your children.
6. Do not kill.
7. Do not rape.
8. Do not steal. (stole those three from Boondock Saints)
9. Enjoy life as much as you can, provided you follow these commandments.
10. KEEP YOUR RELIGION TO YOURSELF.

Answer 3

hmmm.... If I were god rewriting them for todays world..

1) Thou shalt love the lord, the one that touches your spirit and fills you with joy above all else. And when He returns, we well not be allowed to turn to people of different faiths and shout a collective "HA!!!" Because god does not love a sore winner.

2)Thou shall be allowed to form a union for the sole purpose of procreating,,, which means a person having XY and the other having XX chromosomes will be allowed to marry... If two of these same set chromosomes are intertwined, I will send diseases.. (Honestly how many gay people live to be at least 70, the homosexual, heterosexual difference in male deaths are staggering. look it up!)

3) Thou union of XX and XY, each will be forced to keep a journal, where upon the other will read it once a week, to rectify any mistakes or feelings that may lead to divorce, and stop playing these mind games, people

4) Respect all elders, regardless of kinship.. For the fountain of knowledge overflows in these under-looked treasures.

5)All Clergy men shall be allowed to marry!! How can you profess the love of god if you can't partake in the joys of loving the female body, which is a temple in the eyes of god?

6)Each individual nation will have social issues taken care of first, before engaging in war. That is, the cost of war shall be equal to Universal health care, education and Welfare.

7) Thou shalt not believe what a disgruntled scientist says as well as professors of sullied pasts have deemed the truth. No, you are not primates... Remember, those smarter than thou people, I created them too, whether they like to believe it or not.

8)Thou shalt NOT discriminate against others, whether skin is of different pigmentation, whether they are not in same social standing as you, if they come from a lesser developed country, etc... Remember, If I walk amongst you now, you'd probably turn me away, because of my sandals and worn linens..

9)Thou shalt not listen to any music if the words "bitches, hoes, tricks, krunk " and any other word that has implications that men are superior than women, and shall be looked down upon... Especially if these words are used in combination, god forbid that they be the chorus, because whose worse: The person buying this crap or the "genius" writing it?

10) Thou shall always be curious and always look for the answers yourselves, thou shall hold me in YOUR OWN heart and NEVER persuade others to believe as you do, for their time shall come, just as yours did... Never put man on a pedestal, for man is destined to fall..

Answer 4

Actually, the new covenant church was given the power by God to do just that, and they were completed long ago. To read them, go here:

http://catholicism.about.com/cs/basicbeliefs/a/tencommand04.htm

The original ten commandments expired about 2000 years ago, which is OK, because they never saved people, anyway.

Answer 5

all politicians and solicitors to burn in hell
the insane to be deported to iraq
murderers to be shot within a week
theives to be put to work for the public good
corporate lies such as "he's in a meeting" to suffer pay decrease
maximum wage for any individual 3 million a year
cars and mobile phones used for 3 years before replacement
all beautiful women have to spend a night at my place
(all average women have to spend ten minutes at my place)
every driver must ride a motorbike first
kids can work at the carnival without a machinery operators certificate

Answer 6

1) Thou shalt not have gluttony contests, while ppl in other countries starve. (The practice of purposely expanding you stomach to out eat others, occasional buffets & thanksgiving are fine, and timed eating is permitted).
2) Thou shalt not murder other humans, except in self defense.
3) Thou shalt not rape or molest anyone (including animals).
4) Thou shalt not kidnap or torcher anyone (including animals).
(Some ppl hored animals in their house, usually cats).
5) Thou shalt not be a racist bigot, for all are equal.
6) Thou shalt not steal or swindle/con ppl.
7) Thou shalt not accuse ppl of things they didn't do.
8) Thou shalt not injure ppl for fun, unless they like it (S&M).
9) Thou shalt not knock on ppl doors or run around hasseling stangers about their religous beliefs.
10)Thou shalt not have irresponsible sex.

Answer 7

These work just fine but a much shorter version Jesus Gave us; Luke 10:27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
This pretty much covers it all.

Answer 8

1. Thou shalt love thy brother as thyself, even if thy brothers cause thee to anger.
2. Thou shalt do good for all, for all are equal.
3. Thou shalt learn from all, and pass on wisdom to others.
4. Thou shalt put the needs of others before the needs of thyself.
5. Thou shalt laugh with others, not at them.
6. Thou shalt endear children and raise them well, for they are thy future.
7. Thou shalt heed the words of thy family; they are comforting and in thine best interests.
8. Thou shalt know the answers to all of what thou does; thou shalt not do a thing and not understand why thou dost.
9. Thou shalt remember that all art human, and all shall err, and that all errors shalt be forgiven.
10. Thou shalt always, in every case, treat all others as thou believest that thou shouldst be treated.

Answer 9

I agree, God doesn't make mistakes, the original 10 are more than fine....once we try and change what God has made, we pervert the truth. I know that you probably meant this as a joke-type question :)

Answer 10

1. Don't be annoying
2. Don't be annoying
3. Don't be annoying
4. Don't be annoying
5. Don't be annoying
6. Don't be annoying
7. Don't be annoying
8. Don't be annoying
9. Don't be annoying
10. Don't be annoying