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Pretty obvious I should think. Angle-food cake and devil's-food cake.

Jesus might have a bite of divinity fudge...

2006-12-20 18:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 2 0

Okay Jack, Jesus would eat a cheese burger, with a fresh banana shake. Remember Jesus is our crater,and likes some of the food we eat. Saturn, he likes really burn grill cheese sandwich with a glass of really dark,dark chocolate milk. The mars bar Jesus would eat half,and leave the other half for the devil to eat.

Clowmy

2006-12-21 02:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There is no mention of heavenly foods in the Bible except manna ie the Angels' food but ofcourse we do not have to worry about this. All we know is when Jesus was here on earth He ate the same food we eat ie fish, bread etc.
However we do not go to heaven by FIRST knowing what type of food God (Jesus) eats. We go to heaven by believing in Jesus as God and Saviour.
Tell you what? Read Deutronomy 29:29

2006-12-21 02:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by Kumuko B 1 · 0 0

In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.

The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.

Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.

Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.

Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.

Love and blessings
don

2006-12-23 10:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, but satan would eat mars bars.

2006-12-21 02:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by Poo 3 · 1 0

why dont you go up in heaven and ask jesus... for the satan foods you dont have to ask... it is the same food you eat everyday..

2006-12-21 02:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Richa 6 · 0 0

Jeses is more of a Snickers kind of a guy. Satan likes anything with almonds.

2006-12-21 02:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Sax M 6 · 0 0

Jesus ate bread and wine.Satin eats people.

2006-12-21 02:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who wouldn't eat Mars bars? Damn, I'ma go get one right now.

2006-12-21 02:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by RabidBunyip 4 · 0 0

What would Freud say?

2006-12-21 05:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by PSYCHLO 2 · 0 0

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