A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down the highway, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I am doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the patrolman.
2006-12-20 18:01:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like the Troopers are red hot at returning lost property ! haha
2006-12-20 18:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-20 20:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-20 20:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, 9 / 10 lol
2006-12-20 19:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah , i have nightmares over the same thing mate lol
2006-12-20 18:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one lol lol
2006-12-20 19:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one 10/10
2006-12-20 22:11:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-12-20 19:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-12-20 18:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by JtoJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey pretty good, 6 outa 10, lol.
2006-12-20 18:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋