I tried to fart but i can't. I almost busted my gut trying yesterday.
2006-12-20 17:23:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
I worked my entire childhood to master the SBD, as I would have been mortified had I let an audible fart in class. I figured out the key is to completely relax your sphincter and do not push. That skill served me well through all my school days. Now that I am in my thirties and my husband wants to have farting contests, I have discovered I am absolutely UNABLE TO MAKE A SOUND. No matter how I push, squeeze, or squirm. Of course I do get lucky occasionally with a sneeze fart.
So, the moral of this story is, don't mess around with your farts, because one day they might be gone.
2006-12-20 17:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by jillo4113 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont bust a gut just let it happen naturally. When it come it will come. I mean when i am riding around in my truck i feel one coming i just kinda lean to one side and let 'er rip..Sorry to be so graphic..heaven help is there in there with me.LOL Hell if i am shopping and i feel the urge i just let it out and quickly shop on . LOL Hope this helps you out with you gas problems.Just like burping its gotta go somewhere so why no now and here!!
2006-12-20 18:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happens naturally. Normally it depends on the food you eat... My neighbor across the street is lactose intolerant, so whenever he drinks milk, he farts... But not all lactose intolerant people can do that. Eating beans or yams or anything with starch will work... I also saw on NIckelodeon several food combinations that make people fart... like meat with eggs or something...
2006-12-20 18:07:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometimes I know I fart, I can feel it come out, but there is no sound, I think I may be farting into another dimension! God help the people who live there!
2006-12-20 17:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My dad had this full proof thing. You lay down on your back and have some one rub your lower back for like 10 minutes. Works like a charm.
2006-12-20 17:24:55 · answer #5 · answered by fireeyedmaiden 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE FART QUESTIONS!!!!!
You could get on your hands and knees with your butt in the air. I just lift a leg and i get a blowout!=0)
2006-12-20 17:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by Crissy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're probably constipated. Try eating foods that are high in fibre. I eat Mini Wheats for breakfast, and my farts are plentiful.
2006-12-20 17:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by newmum06 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put your butt in the air and let rip! Don't try so hard, you might end up taking a dump in your pants and that's one mess you don't want to clean.
2006-12-20 17:35:07 · answer #8 · answered by L.M.L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lucky you didn't crap your pants or blow out a kidney. let it flow naturally. the key to sound is fine tuning your sphincter.
2006-12-20 17:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eat lots of beans, dude.
and maybe eggs.
2006-12-20 17:26:51 · answer #10 · answered by Blood 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋