when she was a kid her parents had too tie a lamb chop around her neck so the dog would play with her...who,s got any rough ex partner stories..........
2006-12-20 16:06:48 · 8 answers · asked by dave the rave 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
...she was so fat that when she sat down she looked like batter.....spreading!
2006-12-20 19:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by nosmo king 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I`m not saying my ex was bad, but I saw her ugly tree and guessed that she must have hit each branch on the way down from it.
2006-12-20 17:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you can`t say things like that about somebody, people have got feelings you know, i hope you were joking? we can`t all be glamour models, but to put someone down like that is terrible, no wonder a lot of people have got a complex, and was she really that bad? you did`nt seem to mind how she looked when you went out with her. hmm wonder what you look like???????
2006-12-20 17:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by MAD FEMALE 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i once had a one nighter with a lass who was so fat i got vertigo when i was on top. I still got burn marks on my ar$e off the light bulb
2006-12-20 20:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had a girlfriend that was so ugly... When she was born the doctor slapped her dad.
2006-12-20 16:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i said to this boy let me put this bag over your head so i cant see you when we make love and as i went to put one over mine he said "wy are you putting one over yours then"?i said "incase yours bursts".thats ugly for you.
2006-12-20 21:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by wilma p 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Then what
2006-12-20 16:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by your noon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!!!
2006-12-20 17:29:08 · answer #8 · answered by eeore 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋