I have tried SO HARD not to upset anyone here. Have I succeeded, or will I get a rap on the Knuckles ?

Question

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for thereligious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that The United Kingdom is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of you kind Sir/Madam.
Merry Christmas

Winter Solstice sorry....
Luv the lot of ya xxxxxxxx

Answer 1

I was just trying to figure out how to say that very same thing

Answer 2

you forgot to include animals and the transgendered and the agnostics you bad person!!

when you say "merry" do you mean that you condone people getting drunk on the streets? are you inciting ASBOism? We all know how people get ''merry'' in this country. it even rhymes with something alcoholic. what are you getting at here?

and ''christmas?'' "christmas?" how dare you!! what are you trying to do? destroy the fabric of society that made us 'us' are you an exclusionist at heart? huh? HUH?!!


You paid NO regard to the race creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of anybody's kind. And you did it PROUDLY.

That is inconsiderate seeing as we obviously had these things so that they could be noted and if there's nothing we can do about who we are, we prefer to be appreciated rather than given ''no regard.'' Your attempt at delivering the perfect and most politically correct best wishes fell flat on its face for me.

all the same, i wish you the very best hildays of your life. I hope that people will get the common sense and good feeling to put the politics you're referring to out of our minds and to put you especially out of your misery.

I hope after all that fun, that you'll still have somthing in the bank while you rest in peace.

Answer 3

Merry Christmas To All, and To All A Good Night.

Answer 4

Didn't you just plagiarize a whole lot from the Tube Dude; without having the decency to acknowledge him?

Stick your hand out for the rap on the knuckles!

Merry Christmas!!!!

Answer 5

It is the winter solstice. LOL sorry I couldn't resist. Merry Christmas.

Answer 6

If you mean "Happy Christmas and Best Wishes for the New Year" then why not say so instead of all that

Answer 7

You have upset me! What a farrago of nonsensical drivel! Good sense of humour though, even for the wrong time of the year.
Cut to the quick, man, and be brave. Call a spade "a spade", not "a shovel". Limit yourself to the last two words.

Joyeux Noel! ( even shorter)

Answer 8

Merry Christmas too you. May God Keep and Bless you in all you do.


Jo

Answer 9

LoL!!! A happy Christmas to you, too. You said it all.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Happy Christmas to everyone else, too!

Answer 10

Merry Christmas to you too and a healthy and prosperous new year.