Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"
"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.
"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.
Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.
Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"
"Sand," says Jose.
A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.
For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"
Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."
2006-12-20 15:36:07 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's an oldie, but still good
2006-12-20 15:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Jose is smart got one over the guard
2006-12-20 23:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea that's hilarious best joke I've heard in while totally kept me suspense i even started thinking about what the guy was up to brilliant joke i give it a score of ten out Of ten.
2006-12-20 23:41:43 · answer #3 · answered by FooFoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,7.5
2006-12-21 01:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not only a joke. It shows that most of us human look at thing in one-dimensional.
2006-12-20 23:40:49 · answer #5 · answered by Fish Master 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have never heard that one before. I think it's pretty good.
2006-12-21 00:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha That is funny.
2006-12-20 23:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its very funny!!! Did you write this?? Great job!
2006-12-20 23:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by Aye-AYE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny LOL..
2006-12-21 03:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is pretty funny, I really needed a laugh!!!
2006-12-20 23:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by shannon h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋