2006-12-20 14:46:53 · 27 answers · asked by baby boo 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Send her to play poker at someone elses house for a change LOL
;)
2006-12-20 14:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Load your smokes with with cigarette loads so they blow up on her, Fill the beer bottles with some other yellow fluid, don't go to church on Sunday. Hide and watch her , have a good laugh at her expense. If at all possible film it then post it on the web,
Now that's entertainment.
2006-12-21 01:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by Rip 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take Grandma to church with you. Or you can take your cigarettes with you, and do not leave beer in the fridge after Saturday. You can always buy it after noon on Sundays if you chose to do so.
2006-12-21 00:16:13 · answer #3 · answered by LMnandez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put all the beer and cigarettes in the trunk of your car when you leave for church or before she arrives. Then when she wants beer and smokes, she'll have to buy her own.
2006-12-20 22:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by Common_Sense2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit going to church. That will surely ruin her plans for a good time and teach her a valuable lesson.
2006-12-21 10:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Dez 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell grandma to lay off the juice and buy her own freeports with the social security check! Or take your cigs, buy the booze after confession and drink a cold one with grammy and all is forgotten and forgiven.
2006-12-20 22:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok bud listen up i kno smoking iz not going to send u to the bad place and i kno its not a sin but dude get a grip ok why wuld the lord want to dwell in a body full of cancer cigarettes and nasty beer! u need prayer and so doez yur grandmother ya kno if yur grandmother iz in her 60s or 70s she could die by drinking all that beer and smoking all that nasty nasty nasty crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! buddy i wuld get ur paster or sum-1 ta help ya u both need to stop KILLING YUR BODYS!!!!!!!!! get help i wuld hate fer ur grandma to die u az well just QUIT PLZ! let god help u both!!!!!!
2006-12-20 22:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't know but Grandma sound like a hot ticket. You'll laugh about it when she's gone.
2006-12-20 22:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should approach her financially tell her that its a waste of money. If you are buying the cancer sticks and the happy juice then tell her not to waist your money or to take advantage of your religous standings just to get to booze and cigs. Or if the cigs and the booze belong to her then leave it alone.
2006-12-21 18:38:19 · answer #9 · answered by Durge 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude, drag her @ss to church on Sundays. Wait.. your grandma smokes your cigarettes and drink all your beers... what??.... rednecks use computers too!?!?#?#??
2006-12-20 22:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by md.gladiator 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋