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Uhhhh... I'm real.

2006-12-20 14:08:01 · 18 answers · asked by Jesus 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Actually you lose 10 points on a stupid question, but I gain at least 2 for just replying on your bulletin. Thanks, dude.

2006-12-20 14:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0 0

well if Jesus is a Myth then read this very carefully:One day there was a man who didn't understand how he was breathing he went to a doctor and the doctor said:"well sir it's like this we have the machine to help you stay breathing but if you stop I'm glad I ain't the one who has to give it back".The man laughed and said to the doctor "but you are a doctor that's what you do"The doctor replied "I have studied life for many years but I still don't understand death"The man replied but God gives life didn't you know that?The doctor replied by saying"but God is a myth isn't breathing?The man walked away with a sadness on his face and thought hey I thought that man has all the anwers...If you don't beleive in God then you can't beleive in anything else.Look arouind you sombody created even you.Your mother and father had a part in it too but who created the sperm?

2006-12-20 22:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This man Jesus, born in poverty, worked in a carpenter shop for 30 years, was a traveling minister for 3 years, died and rose again, and in that short period of time and since, has impacted more lives than any other ever has.
Real, oh yeah.

2006-12-20 22:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by Soaring1 1 · 1 0

Jesus is a myth only to unbelievers.

2006-12-20 22:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by markos m 6 · 0 0

But alas my friend the real Jesus is not pronounced with an H at the beginning of His name.

2006-12-20 22:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by <}}}>< 2 · 0 1

is Jesus a myth on Mars?

2006-12-20 22:11:21 · answer #6 · answered by buttnut 1 · 0 0

No. There is sufficient historical evidence to warrant the conclusion that he existed in time and space.

2006-12-20 22:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by im3ngs 3 · 0 0

Hey all you people! Don't talk to Jesus that way!

lol

2006-12-20 22:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0 0

My frend,....if Jesus is a myth...I think I am answering an idiot

2006-12-20 22:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes, I've met a couple of others myself.

2006-12-20 22:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 6 · 0 0

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