Its about these 2 old ladies going on to a bus and they have this bag with them and they keep on giving hand full of peanuts to the bus driver and he eats them so finally the bus driver would ask" Why dont u get them instead of giving it to me? she said " Cause we dont have teeth" he said " so why do you buy so many?" she said" cause we like to suck all the chocolate out" he said " what chocolate?" they said " the chocolate that was on the outside of your peanuts," the bus driver is in shock!
i have to have a funny idea can you tell me if its funny?
2006-12-20 13:47:09 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to read it in front of my class do you think they will laugh?
2006-12-20 13:47:45 · update #1
lolt hats good but nasty...but still funny but gross lol
2006-12-20 13:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by dontcry2me 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny....
How about this...
In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
2006-12-20 13:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by ScottOttack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of one to ten, I give this a three. How old are you and what grade are you in? That'l make a difference to your audience's reaction
I've got what I think is a better one. In Minnesota and North Dakota, they tell Ole (pronounced "Olee") and Lena jokes.
Ole and Lena lived on a farm. After every harvest they'd go to the county fair. There was an airplane ride for $100. Ole would say, (Yeah, sure Lena. Dis year I bin ride dat airplane!" to which Lena would reply, "Ole, $100 bin $100.)
After about 5 years of this, the pilot said, "I've been hearing this for several years. I'll take you up and if neither of you says or does anything, the ride is free."
They went up and the pilot had the plane doing dives, rolls, climbs and loop-the-loops. After they got back down on the ground, the pilot said, "The ride is free because neither one of you did or said anything" to which Ole replied, "Yeah, sure I bin tink about hollerin' when Lena fell out, but $100 bin $100!"
2006-12-20 14:01:10 · answer #3 · answered by expatmt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty funny but at the end you know maybe instead of saying the bus driver is in shock, maybe you should say "the bus driver was shocked!" and instead of saying suck all the chocolate "out" you she say "off".
2006-12-20 13:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by Clone Enforcer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the story is funny but it needs to end a little better maybe the bus driver spits them out or says something that lets me know he's disgusted
2006-12-20 13:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by Tiff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO oh man i dont know if what i am thinking is what you tried to get across but what popped up in my mind was funny. you should get some good laughs out of that one.
2006-12-20 13:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by quadstack72 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave out the last two sentences. It's funnier if you leave it at "we like to suck all the chocolate off". They'll get it.
2006-12-20 15:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the line "Why don't you get them instead of giving them to me?" Change that a little and its funny kind of. I think it depends on the age group of your audience.
2006-12-20 13:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by highchaparral2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea it is pretty good...ok really good haha yea u should be ok in front of the class just dont mess up and just incase maybe just go around asking people before class to see if it is and yea but it should work i loved itttt lol!!!
2006-12-20 13:51:18 · answer #9 · answered by Matt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's pretty funny. Good one. I hope you get an A on that paper!
2006-12-20 13:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm...not quite on the level of my sense of humor, but would probably work for most high schoolers.
2006-12-20 13:50:17 · answer #11 · answered by Gray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋