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My anatomy professor gave me a D for getting a kidney infection and not coming to class everyday. How can I curse the sorry bastard?

All ideas are very much welcome!

2006-12-20 13:38:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Write his name on a slip of paper and stick to an orange with a pin. Then place the orange in your fireplace and as the orange rots, his flesh will rot away as well.

2006-12-23 13:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Asphycsia 3 · 0 0

Paganism is any faith that may not abrahamic in foundation. meaning any faith besides Christianity, Islam, Judiasm, Bahai faith, and Mandeanism. Wiccan is a particular faith that has it quite is own set of diverse sects. a number of those being classic Wicca, British classic Wicca, Neo-Wiccans, Ecclectic Wiccans and greater. Neo-Wicca or present day Wicca replaced into based interior the mid-twentieth century via Gerald Gardner, classic Wicca is considered the previous course via many because it quite is a convention that has been secretly handed down in the process the a protracted time. around the board Wicca is a nature based faith that have faith in a twin divinity (Goddess and God). So in case you're Wiccan than particular you're additionally via default Pagan. yet whilst your Pagan you dont immediately fall into the Wiccan faith. lol i ought to confuse everybody and upload the word Witch in there and how it provides to the mixture, yet I wont overload your brains. hehe

2016-10-15 08:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Hmm, let's see. People are homeless, starving, and being murdered in their beds, while you got a D in Anatomy. Yeah, I have a curse for you.

1) On the night of a full moon, stand before a mirror.
2) Light some candles so you can see yourself well enough in the dark. Turn off the lights.
3) Focus on yourself as strongly as possible.
4) Chant 3 times, "ghroethehphuhckuhp".

Problem solved! :-D

2006-12-20 20:10:24 · answer #3 · answered by SYNTAX_ERROR 2 · 1 1

I am sure you could have arranged something. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute a valid excuse to run around cursing people who refuse to bend to your will. Besides, it's not going to improve your grade. You should appeal to the Dean instead.

2006-12-21 02:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by kaplah 5 · 0 0

not of the people you mentioned will help you put a curse on someone. You need to rephrase your question to ask those that practice dark magic and maybe you can get a better response.

2006-12-21 06:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by Nelly 4 · 0 0

I am very sorry to tell you this but Wiccans, Pagans and Voodoo practitioners don't put curses on people. To them it is very wrong. the Wiccan Rede state 'and it harm none, do what ye will'.

2006-12-20 13:42:37 · answer #6 · answered by Okami Ryuu 3 · 5 1

Everything you do will come back to you three-fold and from your ignorant question I have a feeling you deserved a D. Grow up and get over it. Be happy you didn't get an F.

2006-12-20 13:48:17 · answer #7 · answered by suede_blueyes 3 · 1 0

i doubt wiccans n pagans would put a bad curse on someone!

2006-12-20 13:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

Wiccans and Pagans do not use curses. One of the basic tennants of the faith is "Do no harm."

2006-12-20 13:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 2

Either get over it and move on, or you can buy a gun.

Personally I'd go with the first choice.

2006-12-20 13:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

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