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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

2006-12-20 12:27:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

2006-12-20 12:27:20 · update #1

25 answers

lol i know this but still funny

2006-12-20 12:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lol these are hilarious best jokes i hear all day!!!
ROFL i really needed a laugh, so thank you!
lol this one is my favorite:
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
- thx 4 the laugh

2006-12-20 12:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow what a sentance it should be included in school textbook to see what is the difference between the good, the bad, and the ugly

2006-12-20 20:00:41 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 0

I like those jokes, the one that's about the birds and the bees talk gets me every time! I laugh like a maniac!

2006-12-20 13:32:25 · answer #4 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0 0

this is awesome. MY favorites are 10 the additional question and also 2,3, and 4. HILARIOUS

2006-12-20 12:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Pro challenger 3 · 0 0

LMAO!!! thx 4 posting this and merry xmas

2006-12-20 12:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by G-UNiT MAMi 1 · 0 0

the dad in porn one was hilarious, LOL

2006-12-20 13:27:28 · answer #7 · answered by Man 5 · 0 0

Well, what can I say? Some jokes never get old, do they?

2006-12-20 12:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0 0

Very clever.

2006-12-21 02:14:57 · answer #9 · answered by Cracker 4 · 0 0

yep heard this before, never fails to amuse me :D

2006-12-20 12:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by Banshee 2 · 0 0

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