A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2006-12-20 12:13:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-20 12:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bus driver got smoked by the little kid! Ha ha! Although I've heard that one before
2006-12-20 12:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 whered you get it its funny whats white that was black can you guess it its easy ill give you a hint on date movie in the backgroud of the scene where he tells her his lfe was boring"its just a little jesus juice"
2006-12-20 15:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by ponyboy230 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best joke ever! Lol! Great job!
2006-12-20 13:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u got the best jokes, i love reading them
2006-12-20 12:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Smart little kid aye!
Yeh from Billy and Nanny.............Goats too.
2006-12-20 12:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one before, but in a different language, funny!!!
2006-12-20 12:59:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i like it
2006-12-20 13:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by renee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha i should give 10 stars **********
2006-12-20 20:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you have really good jokes... do you make these up yourself? if you do they are really good.
2006-12-20 12:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-20 12:26:54 · answer #11 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋