A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
2006-12-20 12:12:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one! 9/10
2006-12-20 12:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! Funny! This is an example of why I like Y! Answers so much! Reading good jokes is fun!
2006-12-20 20:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww i would get my husband a blanket :]
haha is that really how married couples are?
lol it was a good joke though.
2006-12-20 20:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke! Or is this just someone trying to make me bored AGAIN! If you don't have a good joke just stay off okay gosh!
2006-12-20 20:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by ramzav 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL
Do ;you make all of these your self? If you do your soooooooooooo funny .
2006-12-20 21:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by Cincyfan0591 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that was mean, he should be a good pretend husband. haha
2006-12-20 20:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's good!
2006-12-20 21:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well no wonder he wanted to pretend they were married!!! :D
2006-12-20 20:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is too funny
2006-12-20 20:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by jumiboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's messed up but LOL
2006-12-20 21:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by amygerrero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋