Sadly, It took 30 minutes for me to get inside the grocey store today. If that wasn't bad enough, It then took me 20 more minutes to reach the aisle with the twinkees. Sigh, when will they make store doors bigger so I can get in sooner?
2006-12-20 11:52:55 · 16 answers · asked by dirk diggler 1 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Get a lawyer, sue transfat manufacturers, force them to make grocery store doors bigger, and to give you some cash, which you'll use to buy more twinkies.
Rinse and repeat.
2006-12-20 11:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by zuzu_2u 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We could put some pizza and krispy kreme donuts on the other side of the doorway. That should be enough to make you crash thru the door without any lube at all. Its all about the incentives baby.
2006-12-20 19:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by Rob B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back away from the twinkees.
2006-12-20 19:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by chelci2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought i was the only one... i hate stripping down and lubing up in public. Takes ages to scrape all the impatient people who shove, out of my crack.
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2006-12-20 22:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by De S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a small revolving door you wouldnt need the 3 peeps, and it would be pure comedy on youtube.
2006-12-20 20:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by whitenight639 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loose weight mon so you can get through
2006-12-20 19:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Leah k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey thats funny . I would kiss you on the cheek if i could!
2006-12-20 20:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make bacon for breakfast then use the grease it's very much slippery you no have strip down no more
2006-12-20 19:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep eating as fast as you can. Eventually, you will be so big that no one can ignore you!
2006-12-20 19:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by answerman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋