10 Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same
After that Damned Gay Cowboy Movie.
No offence to anyone thats gay tho.
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
2006-12-20 11:41:37 · 18 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
any1 have any more ????
2006-12-20 11:45:39 · update #1
Go ahead, make my day!!
You're probably wandering... was that five or six?
Well Sheriff, they told me Jim the outlaw was hung, but I had to come see for myself.
2006-12-20 12:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you see the South park episode about the independent movie festival?one of the movies was about cowboys sitting around a fire and one said to the other "were all outta pudding wanna explore our sexuality".that was years before brokeback.
2006-12-20 11:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out Spongeback mountain on Ebaumsworld! Sounds like it'll make you laff!
2006-12-20 11:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is always the line that can be used by a polite cowboy ----
"Can i push your stool in ?"
that's gotta be one of the funniest questions i have heard in a while.
10/10
2006-12-20 22:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey' how's about "I want his head for the reward".
i bet there will be some raw hides in that film.
"hey thats a mighty big gun your packing there boy"
"you got until noon , then i coming"
And one for the guy who doesn't know his sexuality "i gotta get a posse"
"when you see him coming , ring that bell "
"i gotta get me some smokes i'm dying for a f*g"
"did ya see the way he cocks his gun"
"we'll keep riding till sunset , then we'll get some rest and as soon as the sun rises we'll start riding again"
"we'll go to tha' bar and shoot some straights"
"just go down and take it like a man"
2006-12-20 11:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't have anymore. I hate Brokeback Mountain. I've never seen it, but it looks retarded. But those are hilarious!
2006-12-20 11:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about "a man's gOTta do what a man's gotta do"and there no room in this town for both ot us---doe's he mean he's the only gay in the village
2006-12-20 11:48:14 · answer #7 · answered by jinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe! instead of saying thats gay (no offence, some of my best friends are gay) i say thats so brokeback.
2006-12-20 12:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by xokrisiliciousxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got to much time on your hands. cowboy
2006-12-20 11:59:32 · answer #9 · answered by tweed801 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i still ride into town and
shoot up the sheriff
2006-12-20 14:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋