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I had a guy come up 2 me and say Baby came I pay ur bills, bills, bills. My question is What is the worst pick up line u have heared or have said from or 2 someone????????

2006-12-20 11:22:57 · 18 answers · asked by Mz.Jazzmin 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

18 answers

Can I suck on your t*ts?

2006-12-20 11:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 0 1

Mine became and that i quote.. rattling female you gotta stroll greater valuable than a $one hundred,000 Quarter Horse. Why do no longer you stroll over right here and supply me your type" sure i became in Redneckville. i did no longer be responsive to whether to be indignant or humored. All i could desire to do is smile and ask him if that had ever worked earlier. His reaction became this became the 1st time he had ever used it. I advised him to delight for each individual else's sake make it the final time because of the fact it became terrible.

2016-12-18 16:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I was riding the bus trying to mind my own business and this guy asked me if I needed any new friends and I said Jesus is the only friend I need and the guy leans in and says "but Jesus can't massage you!" what! i couldn't believe it....i thought lightning was going to strike us all down...anyway I let this shriek out while he's exiting the bus and everybody looks at me like I'm crazy...i had to say a prayer after that one!

2006-12-20 11:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by wildchild_wannab 2 · 0 1

It's not a pick up line but it was really annoying there was a kid on the bus and he just started talking to me about his hair and that he put gel in his hair this morning and then again at lunch and that now his hair was all hard. It was really stupid. I just started cracking up so did my friend Mackenzie but we talked a little first to make it look like we weren't laughing at him.

2006-12-20 12:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

This boy said instead of wlaking to 711 you can come to me and i will treat you like heaven...

2006-12-20 11:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by 22222 1 · 0 0

Do you believe in love at first sight,or should i walk by again?
My love is like diarrhea,I just can't hold it in.
There's a party at your ankles....why don't you invite your pants down?
If i could rewrite the alphabet,I would put U and I together.
huh........

2006-12-20 11:30:32 · answer #6 · answered by ocean86 3 · 0 1

Are you from mississippi? cuz ur the only mis i sipi

2006-12-20 11:32:12 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 0

Baby, I'd like to suck on your p u s s y until your head caves in.

2006-12-20 11:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by TIM J 1 · 0 1

Well, someone accually said..." Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" That is an oldie, but NOT a goodie......

2006-12-20 11:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by Mechelle C 3 · 0 1

R up for breakfast in bed?

2006-12-20 11:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sooooo, Ur a girl Huh......

2006-12-20 11:29:16 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Asker 2 · 0 1

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