2006-12-20 11:18:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
have you ever tried typing with a paw?
2006-12-20 12:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by steve french 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Russians tried this with a dog called Fidoski. They developed a special "pawboard" and a mouse that could be used by cold wet nose. The idea was that dogs could be used as data inputters but unfortunately all fidoski wanted to do was set up a doggy-porn website known as www.sniffmybehind.com - the program was continued with another dog called Shepova but all she wanted to do was look at www.sniffmybehind.com and so the program was discontinued. Don't let your dog anywhere near your internet connection as the things that website has got poodles doing are frankly disgusting. NEVER enter the chihuahua section on a full stomach!
2006-12-20 11:34:16 · answer #2 · answered by prakdrive 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
20 Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
19 Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18 Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17 Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16 Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
15 Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
14 Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
www.pethouse.com instead of working.
13 Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
12 Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11 Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-
wagging.
10 Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft
Opposable Thumb.
9 Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7 Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition
software.
6 SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
5 SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the
question!
4 Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
3 Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
2 Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat
rooms.
and the Number 1 Reason Dog's Don't Use Computers....
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* 1 Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws.
2006-12-20 11:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by kak 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋
There is a big diffrence in Human & Dogs , dogs got thier Masters who feed them but For Masters (Humen) to feed thier pets need Money , Thats why we work hard to get Money & be succesfull & use all new technologies
2006-12-20 11:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by bill4pill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they do not have the level of consciousness nor the level of reasoning that MOST humans display. Plus, the lack of phalanges (fingers, for you Neandrethals) makes it sort of hard to type an answer to your questions.
I do know some people who LOOK like dogs that use the computer quite well. Does that count?
2006-12-20 11:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Summer 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
They try, but their paws hit all the keys at once, so they give up in frustration.
2006-12-20 11:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Judgerz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're smart enough not mess around with math and homework. They're into napping and rolling in the grass...I sometimes think they're the smart ones.
2006-12-20 11:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by Laughing Man Copycat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my beagle called bagel frequently does!!!
He often needs a hand to reach the keyboard at the moment as he is only little.
Go to the link below to see!!!
http://www.snapdrive.net/files/103171/bagel%20020.jpg
2006-12-20 23:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Bagel the Beagle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can't get their paws around the keys
2006-12-21 05:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by j g a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they're barking - like you tonight.
WHERE ARE THE PUNCHLINES TO THESE JOKES????!!!!!
*Alternatively - is it cos it's only cats that have any use for the mouse?
2006-12-20 11:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋