the best riddle you got
2006-12-20 11:12:02 · 9 answers · asked by MARKOS KRUGER 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am a oval, i open but i don't have hinges, and inside lies a golden treasure, what am I?
Egg
2006-12-20 12:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by ndnkashyap 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay, here's the best one i *have (and lots more!): : o P
What row of numbers comes next in this series?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211 After the first line, each line describes the previous line:
One One
Two Ones
One Two, One One
(and so on...)
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
Answer: He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?
Answer: Fill the 3-gallon container with oil and pour it into the 5-gallon container. Then fill the 3-gallon container again and use it to fill the 5-gallon container the rest of the way. One gallon will be left in the 3-gallon container.
If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
Answer: Five. There are only four colors, so five socks guarantee that two will be the same color.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Answer: Silence. : P
2006-12-20 21:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one that might past:
The Birth of a Candy Bar
One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her JuicyFruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnut. Mary Jane said, "You are even better and the 3 Musketeers."
Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.
2006-12-20 19:26:08 · answer #3 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this thing all things devour;
birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
bites iron, gnaws steel;
grinds hard stone to meal;
slays king and ruins town;
pushes hard mountains down;What Am I??
Answer:Time :)
2006-12-20 19:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Hannah HaYwIrE!?1♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out soft and wet?
Gum, you dirty minded fool!
2006-12-20 20:22:10 · answer #5 · answered by meow699423 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here's one...
What is something God has none of, kings rarely have, and ordinary people have plenty of?
Answer: an equal
2006-12-20 20:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
1. The people who use it didn't choose it : ur name
2. The people who bought it didn't use it, the people who use it doesn't even know : coffin
they're not hard but not lot of people get it~
2006-12-20 19:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by LiL PumPkiN♥ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
really hear my friends one; i use this a lot:
how many guidence counselors does it take to change a lightbulb?
only one, but it has to be the lightbulb that wants to change!!
2006-12-20 19:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by diggerml 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
u have the number 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and use only
+,-,*,/ will make the sum 100
2006-12-21 05:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋