You know you are a true Scot if????.
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
How's it hingin
Clatty
Boggin
Cludgie
Pished
Get it up ye
Wee beasties
Erse bandit
Amurny
Away an bile yer heid
Peely-wally
Humphey backit
Ba'-heid
Baw bag
Dubble nugget
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'.
2006-12-20 11:07:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO....... There is one about Coloradoans too.... but these are ones you have to have knowledge of to find the humor....... I liked it.
2006-12-20 11:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You finished with,"Just my Opinion." But you spoke like you had all the facts. This is one simple truth that no one who believes in evolution can run away from. Look at this Christopher was an explorer who JUST rrealized the the earth was round. He must have been in his 40s at the time in the year 1492. The bibl has been around for centries before he was born and it says, ''Do YOU people not know? Do YOU not hear? Has it not been told to YOU from the outset? Have YOU not applied understanding from the foundations of the earth? There is One who is dwelling above the circle of the earth,.." (Isaiah 40:21,22) Befor Christopher Columbus said the world was round the bible said that 100's of years earlier. Maybe if the queen read her bible she would have said a lot of money.Besides that even God spoke about Alexander the Great befor he came to power. There are many things you have to learn before you make such a rashional decision to not believe on the only peerson that can change this world. They are more than just mere stories they are the truth. there are many people who do change Gods word which in turn misleads many people but the truth is still out there and those who smear the truth with lies will be destroyed.
2016-05-23 02:19:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from California, and I had to read that sooo slow and sound out every word of it, but I think I got it. Funny!
2006-12-20 11:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by Shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I can't understand much. It is made to sound like...
A Scottish man!
2006-12-20 11:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the f***
i can't understand a word
2006-12-20 11:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋