A man and his wife were having a bad argument after which they were giving each other the silent treatment .
The husband realized that he had to catch an early flight the next morning for business and needed his wife to wake him at 5am.
Not wanting to appear weak and break the silent treatment first, he left his wife a note next to her pillow.
It said " Have to catch an early flight, wake me at 5.
The next morning, he awoke at 9. Realizing that he had missed his flight, and meeting, he was about to yell at his wife when he noticed the note on his pillow .
It said " it's 5am ..wake up"
2006-12-20 10:57:47 · 29 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now THAT is a decent, clean, and funny joke!!!
2006-12-20 11:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny, this made me laugh....
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the mirror: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table. Jack asks, Son...what happened last night?"
Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady! I'm married!"
Broken furniture - $855.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time........Priceless.
2006-12-20 14:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by saliberry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-20 20:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A++++++++++++++...+++ ect.= 100 stars
and the same to you too saliberry
2006-12-21 02:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard that 1 before but I dont care its still good....lol
2006-12-20 11:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a very nice treatment
2006-12-20 21:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like me and my husband
2006-12-20 10:59:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At least they were talking the same language !
2006-12-21 00:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read that loke in a book when I was 7. Now I'm 17.
2006-12-20 11:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LMAO sounds like just the thing I'd do!
2006-12-20 11:05:31 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-12-20 10:59:57 · answer #11 · answered by puffy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋