2006-12-20 10:51:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlaid white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we've got here.".
2006-12-20 15:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking by this blonde haired girl, standing next to a coke machine. She kept saying "I win, I win". I asked her what she was winning? She said, "Everytime I put a dollar in this machine, a coke comes out. So I win". How do you sink a jewish submarine? Knock on the window.....no offense I read it somewhere
2006-12-20 19:53:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a huge book of clean jokes but i dont know where i put it
2006-12-20 19:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by Arctic Wolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do a search for jokes and you can find some.
2006-12-24 12:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by swoop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an Orange rolls down a hill, gets 1/2 way down and stops why ????
It ran out of juice LOL
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney???
you are to small to smoke
Two cookies are rolling down the hill one gets run over by a car, what did the other say?????
ho crumbs
2006-12-20 19:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is the sand at the beach wet?
Because the see-weed!
How do you introduce a butcher's wife?
Meet Pattie.
What are hundreds and thousands?
Smarty-poos.
2006-12-20 18:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by djtanybee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to jokes.com and then go to search jokes by catogory then go to clean jokes.
2006-12-20 18:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by bree g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the seal by a Ice cream sunnday on a sunnday. Because it was an icec ream "sunndae" get it! LOL
2006-12-20 19:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why does ihop make me so crappy? Ihop what's a good exsplanation for Ihop oh yea I NEED A WHEEL CHAIR I CRAWL? And thats why I hate Ihop good day.
2006-12-20 20:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by ramzav 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a mushroom walks into a bar,the bartender say's hey you can't drink here,the mushroom says why not i'm a fungi
2006-12-20 18:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by soxfan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋