p.s. i just had a juicy fart and it is dripping down my leg
2006-12-20 10:41:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
No, but you can light the fart.
2006-12-20 10:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No actually the juice isn't flammable. It's the dry farts that can be ignited, because they contain more gas, and less juice. Your digestive tract actually produces methane gas, that can be ignited if you hold a cigarette lighter close to your *** while farting. Don't force it too hard because you will blow out the flame on the lighter and the fart won't ignite. Don't wear underwear when you do this either, or pull your pants down first, because the underwear prevents the gas from reaching the flame...just be careful not to burn your *** hairs...good luck...
2006-12-20 18:55:30 · answer #2 · answered by Wee W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you'll have about as much luck lighting toilet water. The farts, as ou probably know, are made of methane and are flammable. Make sure you're shaved down there if you start doing that....so you don't burn the bird, the nest, and the eggs.
2006-12-20 18:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by cajunrescuemedic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are obviously very, very bored tonight aren't you?
2006-12-20 18:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try it.
2006-12-20 18:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by Gottlos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋