I want to make a compliant about the service I'm receiving here on earth. Also, I'd like to know when he's coming back, I have a list of evildoers he should smite. It's alphabetically listed for his convenice.
2006-12-20 10:33:47 · 12 answers · asked by dirk diggler 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
your question is incomprehensible.
2006-12-20 15:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 20⤊ 0⤋
Try the following: 1-800-462-4355
This is a joke, so don't get mad. The number above translates on the telephone keys as go2hell...
I can suggest this in a light-hearted spirit because in my experience we all have done or said things in our lives for which we would condemn ourselves to hell for if we believe in heaven and hell, but that all of our 'sins' are forgiven in the underworld (the origin of our beliefs about hell) and we can then go wherever we like, including the spirit worlds (the origin of our beliefs about heaven).
There is one in the underworld who at first glance appears to be the devil who warmly welcomes usw and loves us and after a time we come to realize that they are christ. When we embrace christ all of our sins are forgiven and we merge with him and experince being god. We then can do anything we like, create anything we can imagine, and go anywhere we may wish to go...
Cheers!
2006-12-20 18:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by greg.gourdian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1800=18
if that makes any sense then thats it because
hoew do you know that heaven isnt a club and all the people desided that they dont want anyone else in
you know what im a little rascal and i think thats all the people in heaven is the little rascals
and if you dis agree then why you think you are justified is the truth instead of a theory
2006-12-20 18:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not sure about any numbers but there is a thing called prayer.Pray for those people and yourself for that matter.
Good Luck.
P.S. You arent funny
2006-12-20 18:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by Kaitlyn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1-800-God-Knows
But it was disconnected in the 3rd century
Something about not paying its tithes
2006-12-20 18:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by wolf560 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just call any tv preacher. They ALL talk directly to god. So they have the number.
2006-12-20 18:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call me instead....
1-800-you-rdum
2006-12-20 18:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by Allen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1-800-723-3288
2006-12-20 18:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1800-hell
*can't be responsible for sudden deaths
*$87645,3465456,0000 dollars a minute
2006-12-20 18:39:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask the fundamentalists -- doesn't matter what religion -- they'll tell you they have a direct line.
2006-12-20 18:42:28 · answer #10 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1-800-ST8-2ELL
1-800-G-US-DIED....leave message.
1-888-NO-ENTRY...leave dirty message.
1-900-C-U-N-HELL ... <~ that's the best one to call
2006-12-20 18:43:52 · answer #11 · answered by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋