A *very* ugly woman walks into a shop with her
two kids. The shop owner asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the shopkeeper, "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice."
2006-12-20 10:24:23 · 27 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww...sooo cruel....but ohhh sooo funny !!!!
2006-12-20 10:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
p.s. shopkeeper says "I`m glad there`s no. 8, that would have been ugly and confusing!"
"so good job there an odd couple of twins....... says shop owner"
2006-12-20 10:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny!
2006-12-20 10:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Forget acronyms...I'm laughing my *** off!
And thank you for such an unexpected Christmas present...I'll be dining out on this one all over the festive season! - it could even become my "party piece"!
The best I can do for you is to give you a thumbs up...
2006-12-20 10:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh how cruel. But then I've only got one Hmmmm!
2006-12-20 19:16:39 · answer #5 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like she was lucky to get any c*ck. She should be very grateful
2006-12-20 19:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And, apparently, not since..
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Fred asks Bill, “Going on a business trip for the company, huh?”
Bill says, “ Yes, my first trip and I am taking my wife with me”
Fred says, “ well, that’s nice, you must love her a lot to do that.”
“Well, no not really,” says Bill, “ but she’s so ugly, I can’t stand to kiss her goodby”
2006-12-20 10:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ahahaha Lmao that was actualii quite funi xx
2006-12-20 11:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard this joke before, but still nice.
2006-12-20 10:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice...hehehehe!!!!
2006-12-20 10:28:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats nasty
i can't believe you would talk about your mom like that
just kidding
that was really funny
rotflol
2006-12-20 12:01:33 · answer #11 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋